picasso found out

last monday morning. it's a bank holiday and we sleep in. i wake up around 9. the first ambulance sirens are greeting us, the sun is shining through the curtains. my lover's head is squashed against my head. as i look up into his face, he appears to have an mono-eye in the centre of his forehead. his nose has slipped to his cheek. and i'm thinking - this is what gave picasso his inspiration. he must have woken up one day with one of his *muses* just like i have, nose-on-nose, glanced at her crosseyed, and he must have thought: *i'm gonna paint that!...
but how will i explain my inspiration to the art world?*