my carbon footprint
today i have a carbon footprint.
what happened? i wore my new ugg-like (not the real uggs, too expensive!) sheepskin boots, warm and black. because they give you toastie toes, i wore them without socks. to my astonishment, the black sheepskin turned out not to be from a black sheep, but artificially dyed. the result is that my feet are completely black now, mostly on my soles. which leaves a nice pattern on our beige carpet. mmmmh!
how to reduce my carbon footprint? i keep scrubbing and rubbing and filing to make at least the top layer of black skin come off. as a by-product of this carbon footprint reduction, my feet are soft like a baby bum.
the moral of this story: you, too, can reduce your carbon footprint!
what happened? i wore my new ugg-like (not the real uggs, too expensive!) sheepskin boots, warm and black. because they give you toastie toes, i wore them without socks. to my astonishment, the black sheepskin turned out not to be from a black sheep, but artificially dyed. the result is that my feet are completely black now, mostly on my soles. which leaves a nice pattern on our beige carpet. mmmmh!
how to reduce my carbon footprint? i keep scrubbing and rubbing and filing to make at least the top layer of black skin come off. as a by-product of this carbon footprint reduction, my feet are soft like a baby bum.
the moral of this story: you, too, can reduce your carbon footprint!
posted by SCHNUCKELCHEN at 12:16 pm
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