rent a dog

as i walked around the cornish coast last weekend, surrounded by dogs of all shapes and barks, i felt a positive outcast without a little rex or rover by my side that would race after every stick i threw (or pretended to throw because, let's face it, dogs are a bit thick).
so a cunning plan developed in my sunkissed head (the same as every time i'm in a dog dense area): why not set up a dog rental business?
i could go on explaining details of the scheme, but it's pretty self-explanatory, isn't it?