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q:
if jade goody had called me a kraut, made jokes about *ze vay i speak*, reminded me of the world cup 1966 and marched in front of me with her right arm in the air, how would i have reacted?
a:
same as i react every time this happens to me after people find out i'm german. on a good day i laugh it off, on a bad day i tell them to go practise penalty shots, on a really bad day, i'd punch them in the face.

clearly, the indians have even less sense of humour than the germans!